diff --git a/app/Jobs/ProfilePipeline/DecrementPostCount.php b/app/Jobs/ProfilePipeline/DecrementPostCount.php
index d6781d7a5..b463f1dda 100644
--- a/app/Jobs/ProfilePipeline/DecrementPostCount.php
+++ b/app/Jobs/ProfilePipeline/DecrementPostCount.php
@@ -43,15 +43,9 @@ class DecrementPostCount implements ShouldQueue
             return 1;
         }
 
-        if($profile->updated_at && $profile->updated_at->lt(now()->subDays(30))) {
-            $profile->status_count = Status::whereProfileId($id)->whereNull(['in_reply_to_id', 'reblog_of_id'])->count();
-            $profile->save();
-            AccountService::del($id);
-        } else {
-            $profile->status_count = $profile->status_count ? $profile->status_count - 1 : 0;
-            $profile->save();
-            AccountService::del($id);
-        }
+        $profile->status_count = $profile->status_count ? $profile->status_count - 1 : 0;
+        $profile->save();
+        AccountService::del($id);
 
         return 1;
     }
diff --git a/app/Jobs/StatusPipeline/RemoteStatusDelete.php b/app/Jobs/StatusPipeline/RemoteStatusDelete.php
index 19c17b54c..5cf0b97b3 100644
--- a/app/Jobs/StatusPipeline/RemoteStatusDelete.php
+++ b/app/Jobs/StatusPipeline/RemoteStatusDelete.php
@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@ use App\{
 };
 use Illuminate\Bus\Queueable;
 use Illuminate\Contracts\Queue\ShouldQueue;
+use Illuminate\Contracts\Queue\ShouldBeUniqueUntilProcessing;
 use Illuminate\Foundation\Bus\Dispatchable;
 use Illuminate\Queue\InteractsWithQueue;
 use Illuminate\Queue\SerializesModels;
@@ -37,8 +38,9 @@ use App\Services\AccountService;
 use App\Services\CollectionService;
 use App\Services\StatusService;
 use App\Jobs\MediaPipeline\MediaDeletePipeline;
+use App\Jobs\ProfilePipeline\DecrementPostCount;
 
-class RemoteStatusDelete implements ShouldQueue
+class RemoteStatusDelete implements ShouldQueue, ShouldBeUniqueUntilProcessing
 {
     use Dispatchable, InteractsWithQueue, Queueable, SerializesModels;
 
@@ -51,9 +53,35 @@ class RemoteStatusDelete implements ShouldQueue
      */
     public $deleteWhenMissingModels = true;
 
-    public $timeout = 90;
-    public $tries = 2;
-    public $maxExceptions = 1;
+    public $tries = 3;
+    public $maxExceptions = 3;
+    public $timeout = 180;
+    public $failOnTimeout = true;
+
+    /**
+     * The number of seconds after which the job's unique lock will be released.
+     *
+     * @var int
+     */
+    public $uniqueFor = 3600;
+
+    /**
+     * Get the unique ID for the job.
+     */
+    public function uniqueId(): string
+    {
+        return 'status:remote:delete:' . $this->status->id;
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * Get the middleware the job should pass through.
+     *
+     * @return array<int, object>
+     */
+    public function middleware(): array
+    {
+        return [(new WithoutOverlapping("status-remote-delete-{$this->status->id}"))->shared()->dontRelease()];
+    }
 
     /**
      * Create a new job instance.
@@ -62,7 +90,7 @@ class RemoteStatusDelete implements ShouldQueue
      */
     public function __construct(Status $status)
     {
-        $this->status = $status;
+        $this->status = $status->withoutRelations();
     }
 
     /**
@@ -77,14 +105,10 @@ class RemoteStatusDelete implements ShouldQueue
         if($status->deleted_at) {
             return;
         }
-        $profile = $this->status->profile;
 
         StatusService::del($status->id, true);
 
-        if($profile->status_count && $profile->status_count > 0) {
-            $profile->status_count = $profile->status_count - 1;
-            $profile->save();
-        }
+        DecrementPostCount::dispatch($status->profile_id)->onQueue('inbox');
 
         return $this->unlinkRemoveMedia($status);
     }